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20 Mount Rushmores

I love Mt. Rushmores. In no particular order, always up for debate.

80's Powerballad Mt. Rushmore
Whitesnake "Is this Love?"
Journey "Faithfully"
Winger "Headed For a Heartbreak"
Def Leppard "Love Bites"

Random Great Minnesota Fan Favorites Mt. Rushmore
Jermaine Wiggins
Reggie Slater
Vincent Grier
Derek Boogaard

Greatest Lead Singer Voice Mt. Rushmore
Paul McCartney
Daryl Hall
Paul Rodgers
Brandon Boyd

Things That Haven't Aged Well Mt. Rushmore
Lindsay Lohan
Craig Biggio's batting helmet
PT Cruisers
Ron Burgundy's carton of Milk

11% of Adults are Without a Job but These People Still Have One Mt. Rushmore
Chris Berman
Joe Paterno
Arby's Guy
Dan Cole "The Common Man"
My 36 year-old co-worker who came to work with multiple hickey's on her neck from the night before

Salad Mt. Rushmore
Caesar
Pasta
COBB
Potato

The Office Character Mt. Rushmore
Dwight Schrute
Kevin Malone
Stanley Hudson
Creed Bratton

Original Kings of Catchphrase Comedy Characters Mt. Rushmore
Slappy Pappy
Fur Coat Rhonda
Boston Powers
Rick Tipenski

Things From the early 2000's I Don't Miss Mt. Rushmore
Old Navy, Old Navy, Old Navy Performance Fleece
Limp Bizkit
1-800-Collect/10-10-220 commercials
Bleached anything

Products I've actually Thought About Buying Very Late at Night Mt. Rushmore
Twin Draft Guard
Potty Patch
T*Core
Leakender 2000

People Magazine's Not Sexiest Man Alive Mt. Rushmore
John C. Reiley
Steve Buscemi
Clint Howard
Robert Pattinson

Better Off In 2004 Mt. Rushmore
MySpace
Poker
Hummer H2
Usher

HGTV Shows Mt. Rushmore
House Hunters (NOT International)
Propert Virgins
Income Property
Holmes on Homes

If They Made Another Mt. Rushmore Mt. Rushmore
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Ronald Reagan
Harry Truman
Bill Clinton

Mustache Mt. Rushmore
Rollie Fingers
Tom Sellick
Clark Gable
Lanny McDonald

Desperate Celebrity Reality Stars Mt. Rushmore
Steven Seagal
Scott Baio
Salt-N-Peppa
Hulk Hogan

Gangsta Mt. Rushmore
Al Capone
Tupac Shakur
The Undertaker
Frank Sinatra

Dog Mt. Rushmore
Golden Retriever
Daschund
West Highland Terrier
St. Bernard

Things That Will Never Be Finished Mt. Rushmore
9/11 Memorial Towers
The Crazy Horse Sculpture
Every person on A&E's "Hoarders" basement
Florence Welch's Yelping

Underrated Rock Band Mt. Rushmore
ZZ Top
Soundgarden
The Cure
The Pretenders

Fruit Mt. Rushmore
Orange
Apple
Grapes
Tomato?
Pineapple

RIP "Smokin' Joe Frazier"

Webster’s dictionary defines excellence as “the state or condition of being excellent.”

Frazier on The Simpsons. Priceless.